The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
WHO'S responcable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
WHO'S responcable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
Dale wrote:The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
WHO'S responcable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
Melf has created the new level rankings from the 1st AD&D Magic User Class. It's awesome-- just try to reach the rank of Arch-Mage.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Maybe one day, if you are cool enough you will be worthy Prestidigitator!
mordrin wrote:The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
WHO'S responcable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
I was under the impression that eunuchs don't get to keep their dice bags
Dale wrote:Melf has created the new level rankings from the 1st AD&D Magic User Class. It's awesome-- just try to reach the rank of Arch-Mage.
Donal wrote:Dale wrote:Melf has created the new level rankings from the 1st AD&D Magic User Class. It's awesome-- just try to reach the rank of Arch-Mage.
That's right. It was Melf! If you need to beat on someone and complain, it was Melf! M-E-L-F
I am not responsible for nothing. I exist only to serve.
Correction. I am not responsible for anything that you don't like. If you like it, then I'm partly responsible.
The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
(Not even a massage!) WHO'S responsable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
Melf wrote:The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
(Not even a massage!) WHO'S responsable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
KEEPER! I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHANGE IN TITLES! I THINK IT IS AWESOME. I WENT FROM 2ND LEVEL TO DEMI-GOD. AND NOW I GET TO TALK IN THIS BOOMING VOICE WITH LOTS OF BASS AND COMMAND PRESENCE! IF YOU WORK HARD YOU MAY SEE THAUMATURGE SOMEDAY. INVOKE MY DISPLEASURE AND I'LL DEMOTE YOU TO APPRENTICE FOURTH CLASS!
I HAVE SPOKEN
The Keeper wrote:Melf wrote:The Keeper wrote:HEY, WHAT'S THIS BULL? I worked hard & long to become a 2nd level & NOW I'm a lowly Prestidigitator!Feels like I fell into a ten foot pit, lined with spikes, died a slow, painful, lonely death & came back as a EUNUCH!!!
(Not even a massage!) WHO'S responsable for this
I'm gonna beat 'em with my dice bag!
KEEPER! I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHANGE IN TITLES! I THINK IT IS AWESOME. I WENT FROM 2ND LEVEL TO DEMI-GOD. AND NOW I GET TO TALK IN THIS BOOMING VOICE WITH LOTS OF BASS AND COMMAND PRESENCE! IF YOU WORK HARD YOU MAY SEE THAUMATURGE SOMEDAY. INVOKE MY DISPLEASURE AND I'LL DEMOTE YOU TO APPRENTICE FOURTH CLASS!
I HAVE SPOKEN
See what happens when you take a lowly human & turn them into a demi-god overnite. They start abusing their power & thinking their ALL THAT! Thank the 'REAL' Gods I'm a Dwarven-Elf & totally immune to known magics. (Dad was a little short, but, Mom was one HOT BABE!) Now when it comes to this "Booming voice" & "Commanding presence" I would like to quote an old elvish saying; "Talk softly, but carry a BIG wizards staff", & about this Thaumaturge........ah........... just a minute, let me go grab my Websters...............
The Keeper wrote:Okay, but, just this one time.Hey Melf, whose the four legged critter your dad's holding in your avatar? Just wondering, genuine cat lover here.
Melf wrote:The Keeper wrote:Okay, but, just this one time.Hey Melf, whose the four legged critter your dad's holding in your avatar? Just wondering, genuine cat lover here.
I don't know. That was before I was born. It looks like Austin Powers stole Dr Evil's cat if you ask me. So I am going with Mr Bigglesworth for the cat's name
Kaskoid wrote:I have no problem whatsoever with my title.
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